17-06-2009, 06:51 PM
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تاريخ التسجيل: 5 - 6 - 2009
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Whose Dog Was the Smartest
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. Thefirst man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show yourstuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper andpencil, and drew a perfect triangle.The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, "Slide Rule,go ahead. " The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of******* and divided the contents into four equal piles.The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, www.kkfff.com Beaker, to show whathe could do. The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milkand poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," hehollered to his dog, "go to it. " With that, the dog jumped to hisfeet, soiled the paper, ate the ******* and drank the milk.
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