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21-07-2011, 02:33 AM
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1-اول ماتشوفه اجري جري على الفيري (((حق غسيل الصحون ))
وإن لم يتوفر فأي صابون سائل يفي بالغرض المهم
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3-انتظر5 دقائق ثم اخرجه في الشمس ليتجفف
وبعد 5 دقائق اخرى من التجفف
4-حطه في قصدير مدري قستير اومسطير
المهم وحط عليه شوية بف باف خليه يذوق طعم الموت
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7- طلعه من الفرن فك القصدير
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8- والخطوه الاخيره اكتب تهديد إلى الصراصير في ورقه
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ايش رايكم بالاجرام
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1-اول ماتشوفه اجري جري على الفيري (((حق غسيل الصحون ))
وإن لم يتوفر فأي صابون سائل يفي بالغرض المهم
حطه عليه كثر حولينه حتشوفه يلغوص ويفاحط فيه خليه . http://www.u3u2.com/vb/images/smilies/dwwa.gif (http://down.e7s.net/redirector.php?url=%61%48%52%30%63%44%6f%76%4c%33% 64%33%64%79%35%31%4d%33%55%79%4c%6d%4e%76%62%53%39 %32%59%69%39%70%62%57%46%6e%5a%58%4d%76%63%32%31%7 0%62%47%6c%6c%63%79%39%6b%64%33%64%68%4c%6d%64%70% 5a%67%3d%3d)
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3-انتظر5 دقائق ثم اخرجه في الشمس ليتجفف
وبعد 5 دقائق اخرى من التجفف
4-حطه في قصدير مدري قستير اومسطير
المهم وحط عليه شوية بف باف خليه يذوق طعم الموت
ولكن لاتكثر حتى لايموت. http://www.u3u2.com/vb/images/smilies/mlak.gif (http://down.e7s.net/redirector.php?url=%61%48%52%30%63%44%6f%76%4c%33% 64%33%64%79%35%31%4d%33%55%79%4c%6d%4e%76%62%53%39 %32%59%69%39%70%62%57%46%6e%5a%58%4d%76%63%32%31%7 0%62%47%6c%6c%63%79%39%74%62%47%46%72%4c%6d%64%70% 5a%67%3d%3d)
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7- طلعه من الفرن فك القصدير
وهات اكبر جزمه او مداس في بيتكم واعطيه واعطيه إلين مايقول بس. http://www.u3u2.com/vb/images/smilies/9.gif (http://down.e7s.net/redirector.php?url=%61%48%52%30%63%44%6f%76%4c%33% 64%33%64%79%35%31%4d%33%55%79%4c%6d%4e%76%62%53%39 %32%59%69%39%70%62%57%46%6e%5a%58%4d%76%63%32%31%7 0%62%47%6c%6c%63%79%38%35%4c%6d%64%70%5a%67%3d%3d)
8- والخطوه الاخيره اكتب تهديد إلى الصراصير في ورقه
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