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القوات الخاصة
31-10-2009, 08:02 PM
nice joke





A British, an American and a Yemeni died and all went to hell

The British said:
I miss England; I want to call England and see how



He called and talked for about 5 minutes...

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???

The devil goes five million dollars...

Five million dollars!!!

He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....


The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing
too....

He called! and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he said: well, devil

How much do I owe you! For the phone call????

The devil goes ten million dollars...

Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...


The Yemeni

was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Yemen too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...

He calledYemen
And he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????

The devil goes:
One dollar...

ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The devil goes: yes, well………

it's local!!!!

القوات الخاصة
31-10-2009, 08:04 PM
هذة النكتة لا تعبر عن حقيقة و انما فكاهية

ريمي
31-10-2009, 08:19 PM
Thank you my brother
謝謝您

القوات الخاصة
01-11-2009, 01:45 AM
Thank you my brother
謝謝您
anytime sister

الهدف الصعب
01-11-2009, 01:58 AM
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
ههههههههههههه
الله يسامحك الشيطان في اليمن
قال محلي ههههههههههه
سلمت اخوي

القوات الخاصة
01-11-2009, 02:04 AM
هههههههههههه
الله يسلامك

أبن الدار
01-11-2009, 09:27 AM
thank u so much

YEMEN POLICE
02-11-2009, 12:33 AM
whatzzzzzzzzzzzz up
keep it up

be_cool
02-11-2009, 08:28 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is that? yemen isnt like that at all

القوات الخاصة
04-11-2009, 12:11 AM
hey its joak

القوات الخاصة
04-11-2009, 12:11 AM
thanks for comments

القوات الخاصة
04-12-2009, 01:42 AM
Thanks

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10-12-2009, 04:50 PM
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روحي صنع ـاء
11-12-2009, 01:13 AM
LOL
that realy made me laugh
D:
totally funny

btw ...it's spels like JOKE not joak

=]
just so u know
^^

DERAR
26-01-2010, 07:33 PM
Thsnks bro